i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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