D3 body, D1 cock
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
His hands were made for my vagina.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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