This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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