are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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