I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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