My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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