i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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