I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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