i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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