Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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