You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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