Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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