I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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