great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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