I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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