I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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