jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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