You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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