Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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