it was like eating out sand paper
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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