Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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