do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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