Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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