u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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