how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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