Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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