it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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