He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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