The brown eye won't let me do that either.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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