oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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