so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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