fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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