Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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