Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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