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Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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