And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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