TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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