another moral hangover. fuck.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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