We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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