People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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