Only a mothe r could love this liver
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i was born a porn star she said
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New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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