Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize