Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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