I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My orgasm happened in two different decades
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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