So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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