did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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