You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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