im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
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