so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I had to cum in my sink.
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