So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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