OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just want to make out with him forever
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Randomize
