remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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