The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
did i walk over a car last night?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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