Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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