no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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