okay pat passed out under dana's car
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Randomize
